Match Day Thread Scouse Mackems vs The Toon

Pmsl btw we will fail to land 4th and sell our best player

 

MUNSON'S DESCRIPTION OF THE EVERTON FANS:




REALITY:

 

I'm in Seahouses for this, anyone know where they will show the match?

 

Yep
I think they have TVs in Seahouses

 

^^^^^^^

 

Newcastle get a second opportunity to pretty much relegate Everton..... let's not forget they lost last time vs 10 men there.

I bet newcastle lose tbh .

 

You bet we lose every match.

So it's a good job you don't actually bet or you'd be homeless by now.

 

We are playing in the white kit we haven't won in, we are crap on BT sport and Marriner is the ref.

 

How the hell does their blue kit clash with our home kit?

 

How do you know what kit we're playing in, and how many times have we played in it before? Once?

Crap on BT Sports? Lol.

Reasons for us to lose are getting rather desperate, with Munson suggesting Goodison Park is now Galatasaray, and you worrying about the kit and the TV channel. Thank god they're a really crap team.

 

This time last season, Everton had 1 point more than they do now, and they won 3 and drew 1 of their last 6 games to stay up.

With us, Leicester, Brighton and City all in a row now, that ain't happening this season.

 

And remember Everton don't score for **** - lowest scorers in division with 24 goals in 32 games, with their top scorer managing 6, and someone else on 3. Last year's top scorer Richalison is now being a waster at Spurs, while Calvert-Dickhead has 1 goal all season.

 

Whatever happens Thursday, I pray to all that is Holy, please relegate these ****s.!

 

Gonna go for a draw. I reckon we’ll pull out a Bournemouth away type performance.

 

Nah over the years I'd be rich