British Politics spam thread

I see.

 

Did junior Westminster staff not call Liz Truss by the nickname Tooting as she was 2 stops * past Barking ?

*Excuse my knowledge of the London Underground.

Apologies , it was Daggers , Dagenham, two stops past Barking .

 

Ah, Dagenham Dave, a wonderful tribute to The Stranglers best pal.

I'll bet he hit that water high"

Tenuous link I know but hey ho, that's the way the cookie crumbles.

 

I caught my brother out on that one. He was sitting in my office when an ex employee called in with his dog. I said:
" Of course, you didn't know that Colin had gone blind did you?" He fell for it totally.

 

*bedsit

 

Keir Starmer mocked for ‘Happy St George’s Day’ video containing images of Scotland

 

I've always wondered why Keir Starmer's family and closest friends call him Baz or Bazza. I'll try to find out and get back to you.

 

You misheard them its Spaz or Spazza

 

Severe lack of Twitter memes depicting UK MPs in Nazi uniforms today .

Labour really hate Jews

 

Don't bother.

See ya.

 

Under Starmer Labour have fought the greatest fight against anti semitism in history by expelling a record number of Jews for anti semitism

 

They've expelled Jews for anti-semitism?

Blimey! This issue is worse than first feared.

 

I googled "world record for expelling Jews for anti semitism" but couldn't find any information on this.

 

Raab is Jewish

 

His dad was which doesn’t count to us.

 

More lefty Labour antisemitism, Domonic's father fled the German National Socialists to Great Britain & Dianne would have happily seen him gassed along with the other 4 million Jews

 

I don’t make the rules. It gets passed down the mother’s side.

 

If only we all did.