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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    10th century for England

    St George became the patron saint of England in 1350, thats 350 years after England come into existence.

    You fu.cked up again
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Apr 23, 2023
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  2. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    How is that different from what has been said? <doh>
     
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  3. Uncle Colm

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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    You said,

    "In fact, he never visited England in his lifetime."

    I replied,

    "England didn't exist then you bonehead"

    Ergo, you're an idiot<laugh>
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 23, 2023
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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Stop digging you dopey ****er. Even your version supports his claim. <laugh>
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    the first quotes are what the sad little lefties say.

    You thick ****** <laugh>

    Stick to being a tranny

    You may need your sock spam account to cover your tracks up fast
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Apr 23, 2023

  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I don't wear socks. Far too gauche.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 23, 2023
  9. pompeymeowth

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    It's a modern rework, of Sinbad the sailor.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 23, 2023
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    With an all Somalian cast
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 23, 2023
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  11. pompeymeowth

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    That's why you'll never understand.

    You are far too blinkered.

    I'm clearly more learned, than you and Ray guns.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 23, 2023
  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The Crusades were a concerted effort from civilised humanity to push sandal wearing *****philes back into brown countries.

    Saint George was a legend & I didn't see any Dragons about lately <cheers>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 23, 2023
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    Japan is always getting attacked.

    St George probably killed a Nile Crocogator
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 23, 2023
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    I don't believe in the superstitious slant eyed dragons just proper English dragons
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 23, 2023
  15. pompeymeowth

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    No-one was a better swordsman than Sir Lancelot. Just ask Queen Guinevere.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 23, 2023
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    St.George was indeed a legend.
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I'll wait until the Netflix movie starring Dwayne (the Rock) Johnson.

    As Guinevere
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 23, 2023
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  19. pompeymeowth

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    At least she doesn't pretend to be a neutral.

    Abbott was bang to rights and should get booted.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 23, 2023
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  20. Easter Road 1980

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    Oh do shut up you old tart <ok>
     
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