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    Never noticed that one,could be beacause the title is so bloody tiny!!! <laugh>
     
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    That sounds very dodgey to me... The first reason being that I was told by a local engineer that St James' shouldn't really be hosting such events because the stadium wasn't designed to take such, and is therefore unsafe on a number of structural points to have tens of thousands of fans jumping around for a whole hour...

    Also, that seems like they are more interested in acquiring a venue for other purposes than acting as sponsor
     
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    Any sponsor we get are going to want extra services on top of the advertising in this current climate.
     
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    Hope Derek is up to the task...
     
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    He is very experienced, especially in the servicing of obese 40 somethings of the male variety!!!
     
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    Doesn't that usually mean having the players appear on ads... Not renting out the stadium for the corpse of Bon Jovi to mince around a stage in the Gallowgate?
     
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    James Perch is very versatile. Not only a footballer of many positions and a model for the club merchandise but I reckon he'd be a damned fine actor too.
     
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    Hahaha a horror film would be best... I scream when he simply comes on the football pitch, so just imagine if he was waering a hockey mask and carrying around an industrial chainsaw in the flat of some hapless Teens...
     
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    Hushpuppies would be the perfect tie up:

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    Hahahaha

    I'm blaming you if my girlfriend sees this and wants a James Perch for Christmas!
     
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    She can have him, but remember a James Perch is for life not just for xmas!!!
     
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    First point... I know Pardew and Hughton have had a heck of a job trying to train him, not to mention Billy Davies et al... So is he going to **** on my carpet?
    Second Point... I have heard him commented upon several times in the Stands as "****ing, terrible"... Is this accurate or is my girlfriend going to end up satisified with the purchase?
     
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    Point 1, a good two fingered slap on the nose and he will soon grow out of the ****ting isuue (you listening Pardew?)

    Point 2, this really depends, as long as she doesn't expect too much she could be pleasantly pleased.
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Point 2: If she ever had a Tamagotchi and greived when the 'pet' died then I'd abstain from purchasing a Perch.
     
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