Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

My wife told me she thought we’d have less arguments if I wasn’t so pedantic.
I told her “I think you mean fewer”

 

My dad always told me “don’t be quick to find faults”...
Good man, terrible geologist.

 

RIP

 

RIP Barry. One of his other characters was Sir Les Patterson, who could give many of our current political figures lessons on ethics and moral standards.

 

Just brilliant

 

Les was my Favourite

 

What's red and white and lies in the jungle?...

..Tarzan's old Saints top.

 

I used to do bad Eric Morecambe impressions but gave it up when I saw the error of my wa-heys.

 

RIP

 

I do Tommy Copper impressions, just like that.

 

Sad news, he came over as a genuine all round good bloke.

 

I'm in a band called Dyslexia.
We've just released our Greatest SH*T album

 

Are you a member of the ABD?

The British Dyslexic Association

 

Kings day and match day, bonkers party in the Netherlands.

 

RIP