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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Sucky

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    Mrs was at the shop ages ago now and called me asking if i wanted anything so i said some hariboes and a pack of greens.

    She took pack of greens wrong and brought back small green rizlas instead of Carlsbergs.

    Obviously i battered her
     
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    Just a simple steak and chips tonight. Good quality flat irons, home made chips (air fried).

    If anything, probably slightly overdid the steak, but had a lot of nice intramuscular fat, so was still juicy.

    Popcorn for desert while watching ARS-SOU

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    Or less dry.
     
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  6. Sucky

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    Steak looks fine

    Chips are normally served dry
     
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    Yeah, considered it (making a sauce), but went to the pub for a beer on the way back from the shop so that was my trade. In honesty, the tomatoes were very juicy and acted as a bit of sauce, and the steak was great, despite being slightly overdone for my liking.

    Bit of a diet portion tonight. Been eating like a ****ing pig recently and need to reign it in.
     
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    Dont mind luv hed have steak sauce an mushroom/onions all over that **** the fukin wrongun<whistle>
     
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    As far as trades go, I made the right choice as I got a good eyeful of a young bird with impressively hung norks, wearing very little while the Mrs bathed the kids.
     
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    Im just gonna assume norks mean tits not testicles.
     
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    Your assumption is indeed correct. Bangers they were, and the underside of them was hanging out of some sort of dress I'd never witnessed before... and I've been about. Went down well with a pint of San Miguel.
     
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    Im a massive fan of the underboob.


    You Coulda took a pic for us ffs
     
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    It's in the bank mate... That'll do for me.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Maybe so, but I'm still allowed in the boozer for another look.
     
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    Why does your Mrs bathe the kids in the pub?
     
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    Lasagne and ****in garlic bread
     
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    Even Schlem couldn't make it look like that. Sure you didn't post the wrong picture or has the joke gone right over my head.
     
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    It’s cheaper to use their water.
     
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