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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Thoughts on this? Especially obi?

    shouldn’t everyone be entitled to an extra free seat so as to not be discriminated against?

    I’ve had some proper fat bastards try to pour their lard into my seat and I just stick the arm rest down which pisses them off.

    It also irks me why low cost airlines obsessively charge for an extra kilo in baggage, then let a 30 stone whale waltz on the plane no bother. Maybe it’s time to weigh both the person and the bag together as… ultimately weight is weight.

    there has to come a point where human balloons contravene some form of health and safety aviation laws?
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    I got some weird makem that was scared of flying next to me the last time.
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    when people go to get their cases weighed
    they should get on the scales themselves and total up the weight
    you have to pay £s extra for a couple of kilos extra
    yet some people carry many more kilo's in fat around their body without paying for it
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

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    Chippy.

    You’re simply suffering from obese body irritation, aka Obi.

    All you have to do is rid yourself of obese body irritation and you’ll be alright.

    :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    How can she 'demand' an extra seat for free?

    If you need 2 seats, pay for 2 seats. Simple.
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Do you get multi seat discount?
     
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    The Honey Monster sat next to us on a recent flight, boy did he suffer in that skinny seat.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    exactly. It’s basically a fat tax but tough ****. If folk thrown 10 Big Macs down their cake holes and get fat they can pay for it.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    public enemy number 1 in 5under1and dive that advert. They even boycotted the cereal.
     
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    That’s a terrible idea. My Mrs would force me to lose weight so I can carry more of her ****.

    They do that in helicopters though.
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

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    A cheek on each seat, wouldn't be pleasant if you had the window seat.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    Or the arm rest up! <yikes>
     
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  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Just how CC likes it
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Disgusting.
     
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  15. LiamO

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    Chippy?
     
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  16. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Tbf, you are a bloke with tits mate.

    I can think of a few people who would be concerned about sitting with you.
     
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  17. magpie290761

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    Probably not used to seeing an airport
     
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