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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    No. You can beg the in-laws for help on that one.

    Go back a couple more days and they’ve also pledged to cut rates for small businesses, build more affordable housing and close the non-dom tax loophole.
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    My house is fully insulated, can I just have free money*












    * Paid for by Z lister celebs
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Only a labour voter would create this design of a teeshirt

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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    In laws ?

    Why did your Mrs leave you ?

    Projection much <doh>
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I wouldn’t believe everything Kustard tells you or you’ll spend all day ranting about trannies and Muslims.
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

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    What would the Tory T shirt say. I can't say I remember you ever doing an anti Tory meme?
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Go back a couple of years & Labour destroyed millions of small businesses demanding the Government locked down the country & demanding billions were printed ,destroying our economy , but now they are pro small businesses?

    <laugh>
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Pretty sure you confessed that you are a lonely middle aged man after your wife left .

    What pushed her over the edge ?
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’ve never been married, I’m not middle-aged, left my ex and currently have a girlfriend.

    I’m also taller than Corbyn.
     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

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    Labour voters are more gullible
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Do you have any children?
     
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  12. HRH Custard VC

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    His GF is a trans thing
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    Not that I know of. Do you need help reaching the top shelf in supermarkets?
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

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    Not sure if they are Ukrainian, but if so, why has he not stayed to fight

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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You just seem creepily interested in my personal life , you often find with middle aged men that have no children or skin in the game , often become nihilistic & couldn't care less what happens to the World when they die .

    It's why they often defend child molesters & other perverts as it doesn't effect them .

    Who cares if London is 80% non English in 50 years I'll be dead kind of takes .
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    She's probably non binary
     
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    I just dont get this non binary crap. Should be just called another mental illness
     
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    There's a good chance that family are pretending to be Ukranians to sponge off the stupid Irish tax payers
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

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    I cant go with that, they look honest people to me. Just like the Doctors that come over on the boats
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    I should still be around in 50 years. Hopefully I won’t be as terrified of foreigners and ethnic minorities as you are.

    It’s not a bad life to be honest. More than enough to live on and give a bit to charity. Probably could work a bit harder and earn more but it’s a nice balance for now. Would be nice if QPR won occasionally.

    You don’t come across as particularly content with things but as long as Sadiq Khan and the EU control our lives how content can any of us truly be?
     
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