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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    Only you can predict the future, wise Kustard. New Labour brought in various policies to help people exactly like you.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    So nothing apart from Sir Rodney has shares in an insulation company that will charge tax payers 10 times the cost of a private trader .

    My house could do with a lick of paint will Labour do that for free too ?
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    No. You can beg the in-laws for help on that one.

    Go back a couple more days and they’ve also pledged to cut rates for small businesses, build more affordable housing and close the non-dom tax loophole.
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

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    My house is fully insulated, can I just have free money*












    * Paid for by Z lister celebs
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

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    Only a labour voter would create this design of a teeshirt

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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    In laws ?

    Why did your Mrs leave you ?

    Projection much <doh>
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    I wouldn’t believe everything Kustard tells you or you’ll spend all day ranting about trannies and Muslims.
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

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    What would the Tory T shirt say. I can't say I remember you ever doing an anti Tory meme?
     
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    Go back a couple of years & Labour destroyed millions of small businesses demanding the Government locked down the country & demanding billions were printed ,destroying our economy , but now they are pro small businesses?

    <laugh>
     
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    Pretty sure you confessed that you are a lonely middle aged man after your wife left .

    What pushed her over the edge ?
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’ve never been married, I’m not middle-aged, left my ex and currently have a girlfriend.

    I’m also taller than Corbyn.
     
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  12. HRH Custard VC

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    Labour voters are more gullible
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Do you have any children?
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

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    His GF is a trans thing
     
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  15. Star of David Bardsley

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    Not that I know of. Do you need help reaching the top shelf in supermarkets?
     
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    Not sure if they are Ukrainian, but if so, why has he not stayed to fight

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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You just seem creepily interested in my personal life , you often find with middle aged men that have no children or skin in the game , often become nihilistic & couldn't care less what happens to the World when they die .

    It's why they often defend child molesters & other perverts as it doesn't effect them .

    Who cares if London is 80% non English in 50 years I'll be dead kind of takes .
     
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    She's probably non binary
     
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    I just dont get this non binary crap. Should be just called another mental illness
     
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    There's a good chance that family are pretending to be Ukranians to sponge off the stupid Irish tax payers
     
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