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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Farked19

    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    Anything is important when there is feck all else to cling on to. The Tories think that culture wars will save them. Word on the street is that the knives are now out for Braverman. Considered a failure as Home Sec.
     
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  2. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    I think he wants to be known as Loretta. :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    This never happened folks
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Thats Toby, not sure why you brought him into this?
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I was canvassing in Peckham yesterday for Rashid Sanook, & word on the street is knives are cool & fried chicken is finger licking good .
    Nobody cares about politics or votes because they are too stupid to have I D
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  7. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  8. Farked19

    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    Well it ain't going to stay Tory I can tell you that much. Having the fat old soak Coffey as MP isn't helping them. It's between me and the Green. Let you know on May 5th.
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Replying to your own posts like the Gammon sniffer spam accounts = Broken <laugh>
     
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  11. Farked19

    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    Sitting in a smelly Bintown bedsit = Broken.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Yes that's right everyone lives in a bedsit apart from you & your Walter Mitty Calais timeshare paid for by tax payers & Rashid Sanook .

    Get out on the canvassing trail again banging on doors you pathetic lying old bore.

    At least get Pumpy to make you a second account to talk to yourself like the other mental case
     
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  13. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Could you imagine that thick **** actually canvassing?<laugh>

    "So, what will be in your manifesto?"

    "Not that <diva>"
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You would think someone that is affiliated to a political party would have some basic knowledge of the bullshit their leader espouses.

    He claims to live in Suffolk which has been Tory since 2010 a county with 90% plus white English people .

    Identity politics, bribing Muslims to vote in exchange for another Cultural centre , Trans rights & Green propaganda won't work here because it's mainly countryside with barely any victim groups to pander to.

    He would have more chance promoting Macron to bin arsonists in France where he pretends to live after Brexit.
     
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  15. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    He'd rather be laughed at than be ignored for being the irrelevance he is.
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I have just been canvassing in my garden, 100% of the animals I talked too think Fu.ckedup19 is a twat.

    The animals consisted if 1 dog, 3 worms and a pigeon called Jeff.
     
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  17. Easter Road 1980

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    Amazing how Macaroni has disappeared (most likely up his own self important dung funnel) since imposing an extra 2 years work on the citizens. They do **** all work anyway up to 62 so I don't know why the **** an extra 2 years of doing **** all matters.

    C'est la vie.

    Where the **** is the short arsed granny shagging dictator?
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Good one, mate. Most of it almost makes sense.
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Let's humour the poor old senile ****

    Knock knock

    Farke19

    "Hello I'm a Labour fan boy , have you considered voting Labour in May ?"

    Potential voter

    " I haven't really thought about it , what are the 10 main benefits to me for voting Labour ?"

    Farked19

    "You ****ing Tory scum, brexitard didn't know what you were voting for , Rashid Sanook gave me a million pounds furlow because my used car lot wasn't open during the pandemic, my girlfriend gets her dead husband's pension & we live in France you peasants "

    Potential voter

    "That's all very nice but what is Starmer going to do to reduce illegal immigration, tackle the National debt & try to end the conflict in Ukraine?"

    Farked19

    "You live in a bedsit "

    Potential voter

    " You had to walk 300 metres up my gravel drive to get to the house, it Sits on 3 acres of land "

    Farked19

    "**** off you Tory scum , we don't want you voting Labour anyway you're a racist "

    Potential voter

    "Release the hounds Dave there's a weird old man with a red badge at the door , he says he's here for Starmer"

    Farked19

    "I like sexy rape role-playing "
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Sucking china mans cock
     
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