"Driver jailed for nine years for smuggling migrants into UK in spinach lorry Romanian Marinel Danut Palage was a key member of an organised crime group convicted of bringing migrants illegally into the country." In a similar incident the gang also tried to smuggle in olive oil. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/nca-chichester-portsmouth-france-spain-b1074001.html
My wife and I haven't had sex for months, so I slipped something in her tea to get her excited. A doughnut.
I went for an interview recently, and the Personnel woman said 'Can you explain the large gap on your c.v ?' I said 'I fell asleep with my head on the space bar'