Tears of the clowns

You should probably get a spastic pass on that board tbf, like Matthew used to get.

 

Friendly hint - don't mention that word on the Sunderland board, or they'll give you a lifetime ban.

 

one flounced last month because he ventured onto the PL board and someone said it

was a funny day

 

Like it's a brand new thing that Newcastle invented, right?

 

He's taking his ball home just like the rest of them because newcastle are not **** anymore

 

They should set up a flounce off thread and sticky it... that way when one of them jumps off the cliff (usually after a regular mackem defeat) the comedy is easier to access.

 

Translation....

MY BELOVED BINDIPPERS ARE NO LONGER AT THE TOP TABLE AND I'M GOING TO CRY.

 

Actually... two of our lads got banned 'just in case' they went over to the mackem board to wum....
If pre-emptive justice is all the rage in SR1 then loads of arrests should happen now in case they pump their sisters...

 

Yes that's the crux of the matter.

 

Remember when he was our defensive coach? We leaked goals like crazy.

 

Liverpool fans are in denial, they can't accept that their time at the top is up.

****ing great innit?

 

But, but, they are buying Jude Bellingham in the summer...

once they have had their ceiling height increased to allow for £100+m players.

 

I’ve more chance of shagging Charlize Theron than they have of signing Bellingham

 

I'll let you know when I've finished.

 

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