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The title race: United V City?

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by danielm, Aug 26, 2011.

  1. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    what's your going rate for a bit of peruvian in spain these days then?<whistle>
     
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  2. marbella blue

    marbella blue Member

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    Would that be to shag or smoke sir?
     
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  3. HammersmithBlue

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    &#8364;50k a K
     
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  4. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    not to fussy

    ...as long as I get off me tits!
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Drug dealer then. Thought so, ****ing scrote.
     
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  6. marbella blue

    marbella blue Member

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    So gullable for someone with a degree.
     
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    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Surely if you have a private jet you should at least be able to afford someone to teach you how to spell?
     
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  8. marbella blue

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    I refer back to previous messages, irony, never needed to spell good with numbers though like 6 and 1
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Ahhh, you're a bingo caller for the ex pats.

    Got it now.
     
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  10. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    And surely you should at least know the meaning of the word irony? For example you could say it's ironic that a City fan who lives in Marbella is having a go at a Utd fan for living in Swansea. But that's not irony, it's hypocrisy <ok>
     
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  11. BringBackfootie

    BringBackfootie New Member

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    it's both:)
     
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  12. marbella blue

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    You've sussed me, no fooling you rags. So it's eyes down for quick game, mario num 1, super mario num 2, sergio num 3, Interval, edin num 4, david num 5, dzeco num 6 Full House, Oops sorry no it's not you've all ****ED OFF HOME
     
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  13. marbella blue

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    Sorry forgot to mention still have my house in Manchester which I use when in town to watch City, which is all games home and away. Thanks for your concern.
     
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  14. marbella blue

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    Not with the price of aviation fuel, hope I've spelt that right!
     
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  15. SAMOC

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    Why is it dearer than the jet?
     
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  16. lifecheshirewhite

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    The RSPCA have asked me to keep a lookout for a sick swan,at old trafford.<laugh>
     
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  17. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Congratulations. It took you three weeks to think up that joke (sorry, I mean copy that joke of the internet) and it's complete ****e. Your mother must be so pround <ok>
     
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  18. HammersmithBlue

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    lol
     
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