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Leicester hired Dean Smith to avoid relegation.

Now that is

 

If you knew anything about football (or anything informed, period) you'd know that Smith's assistant is Craig Shakespear who was Nigel Peason's assistant when we were bottom at Christmas but went on to survive, taking the most points of any team in the league in the final 8 games (guess how many games are left this season?) ... the other assistant coach in Smith's team is John Terry, although I doubt you'll have heard of him ... Kusstard will have mind

 

Yes a pair of clowns especially Shaky the fat useless ****.
Dean Smith & Shakespeare are the worst managerial appointment Norwich have ever had .
They did OK at Villa spending about 10 times more than any other club breaching ffp scraping through via the play offs with Chelsea loanees & Grealish but Villa soon sacked them.

Enjoy Championship football next season ×10

John Terry tactical mastermind ×20

 

This is really, really the ground they desperately want to fight the next election on, isn't it? And as you highlight, no ****ing wonder. The amusing thing is that the independent free-thinkers who claim to support no parties are all going down the same Heritage/Koch Foundation rabbit holes to come back and swamp social media with ever more tedious, tenuous, and downright untrue and pearl-clutching tranny stories in order to show their maverick individualism. Like that multitude scene in The Life Of Brian: "You're all different!", "I'm not".

 

Confused gammon everywhere again!

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From the people that brought us "40 new hospitals" and 30k 'new' nurses.

 

The Yankee girl seems to have wrong footed the Gammons. They were all ready with their pearl clutching dudgeon to climb aboard their high horses to have a beelfest about her turning up. Instead she is going to be lazing beside her California swimming pool with a mint julep ( yes I know it's the wrong side of the country) in her hand. I know which venue of the two I would choose.

 

And from the files of "We ****ing told you so".

 

You got lost is some ******ed social media swamp years ago you absolute Derpster.

Hating the Labour Marxist simpleton "opposition " doesn't make you a tory.

Most people realise that both parties are a complete joke & not worth voting for .

Anti war would be a good start but Starmer is full steam Ukraine.

Anti carbon net Zero would be good but Labour have their own Green New Deal bullshit costing trillions .

Maybe Labour would agree a 35% pay raise for NHS staff paid for by printing more money , but they would put diversity quotas in so 50% of all staff have to be gay Muslim or disabled.

There will be more people abstain from voting because they know both parties are a joke than defect to Labour.

 

I do seem to recall you lauding Tom Hunt ( rhymes with) the current Ipswich Tory due to his Gammonista tendencies. Enjoy his brief tenure as the representative of Bintown Central.

 

Nobody under 70 cares about Meghan ****ing Merkel or the Royals you tedious **** , it's only you alt left morons that mention her on this thread

 

The only interest I have had in politics is the brave Tory backbenchers that got us out of the ******ed Covid-19 mandates, & any MPs attempting to remove Albanian drug dealers from hotels .

Andrew Bridgen is a principled man so the Tory scum got rid of him .

 

Also a god bothering loony toon.

 

Labour love brown foreign women, from exotic religions as pets to show off as victims , but if they stray from the Marxist plantation their true colours come out .

The ridiculous vitriolic hysteria the alt left have for Sunak & Bravermam Patel before is pure unadulterated fascistic racism .

 

If Labour voters were given the choice of Shemima Begum the Isis terrorist or Bravermam the Tory MP as Prime minister they would get behind Begum .

They see ISIS terrorists as brave freedom fighters & Bravermam as a Nazi for wanting to have a border .

 

They get terribly confused on the issue of borders, when some Country they love gets invaded.

 

Begum would probably come out with more accurate statistics about asylum seekers and milk the expenses less so she gets my vote.