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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    If it happened now someone would call the stewards, the match would be suspended while the paramedics treated you then took you off on a stretcher ...

    ... someone would start a Crowdfunding page to raise money for the bloke who'd bravely called the stewards and there'd be applause on the fifth minute of the next game with scarves and teddy bears tied to the Mackem-Tiz memorial red railing <laugh>
     
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    My wife told me that I've grown as a person.

    Her actual words were "You've become very fat lately" but I know what she meant    .
     
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    Last night I was sitting at home when I heard a knock on the front door.
    When I opened the door, it was two police officers. One of them asked if I was married, and if so, could he see a picture of my wife.
    I said 'yes' and showed him a picture of my wife.
    The officer looks carefully at the picture and then gravely says "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a bus.
    I said 'I know, but she has a great personality, is an excellent cook, and lets me go to the pub whenever I want.'
     
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    Brilliant haha
     
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    I realised recently it's not the drier that's shrinking my clothes ...

    ... it's the fridge.
     
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    I enjoy these Gordon, you really me laugh, keep it up:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Yeah my brother and two sisters had the same done
    One sister had it done three times keeps coming back
    I’m never getting it done again I was talked into it with me having a bad back I can’t manage them now
    As I’ve done all my life although they feel a little better today had shoes on but still sores
     
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