First they get told that their current partners could cause them to get cancer: http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/weird/Study-Links-Bestiality-Penile-Cancer-133441568.html Then it's proven that playing their favourite sport could turn them gay: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rugby-man-woke-gay-stroke-104736812.html
Read an article about that today. The writer from the the Daily Mail said he believed he'd been in a coma, as well and woken up & he'd turned gay, when he saw the new Jodie Marsh body builder photos.