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Beelin’ opposing managers

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    And the top 1?
     
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  3. Toonitus

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    Forget it
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Still possible
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    You've got more chance of landing on the sun.
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    See that’s where you’re wrong. It’s currently impossible for me to land on the Sun whereas it’s not impossible for us to win the league.
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    You can't prove that
     
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    Can’t prove what?
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    Newcastle are going to finish 1st.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Errr…. I said it wasn’t impossible not that it’s certain. We can possibly win the league still. This isn’t rocket science
     
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  13. LiamO

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    In an infinite universe everything is possible and has already happened.
    Therefore we have already won the Premier League previously!

    Sing,

    "We were/are/will be the Champions"

    <cheers>
     
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    Don't tell the Mackems that logic, or they'll be claiming they are CL champions (somewhere)!
     
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    He said in an infinite universe not in an infinite plus 1 universe!
     
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  16. Charlie Dogscock

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    Lol, contemptuously referencing Isak's price tag like it's an obscene amount, it's nowhere near the amount City, Liverpool, Man U, Chelsea and Arsenal have spent on strikers!

    Poor Franky, are you just pissed cos your striker took a **** penalty and is gonna get a long ban for gambling, moaning about price tags is your defence? Well you're playing in the wrong league if you thing prices are too high!

    And dark arts? **** off, if you want dark arts play those cheating pricks Forest or Everton.
     
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    You could still land on the sun, the chances are just very remote. Much more remote than us winning the league.
     
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    They never had anything bad to say about us when we were ****e, funny that.

    Rattled.
     
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    I thought he was basically implying it wasn't a financially fair match up. Although he might have just meant it as a way of saying how good Isak is.

    But he aint the first to say something like that. Hasselbaink also did after QPR 0-6 loss in the championship...when he listed multiple Newcastle players but then said "But I don't want to make excuses" https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37282510

    Perhaps a rule could be made that every player in the world can only be bought for the exact same price as maybe every game in professional football will always have a difference in player cost between teams.

    But then he could say Isak is taller than his strikers. Maybe a rule can be made that taller players have to crouch a bit at corners etc.
    Or if Isak is faster..maybe strap some weights to his ankles..

    And ANY of the teams mentioning Newcastles money that voted to ban related sponsorship deals after the takeover.... Did they take a vote on that when Ashley was Sportsdirecting the stadium all over. Did any manager say anything about financial fairness then?

    The whole idea of fairness in footy maybe ain't logical anyway. Stadium capacity differences, more appeal of certain cities like London or Madrid...certain leagues being seen as more desirable....

    But if all teams were equal would beating Barca 3-2 have been so enjoyable?
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    So you agree
     
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