did you see the kid the other day that managed to open his mums washing machine while it was on a fast spin and got his arm ripped off? crazy stuff.
Well in the 60's they had what would be an open top washing machine, just an hole where you put the washing in, then at the bottom was like a dolly peg, that swished all the clothes about, so i climbed into the washing machine, as my mum was just going outside to hang up the latest set of washing, she did not see me enter said washing machine, then came back into the room, then thought, **** where as that little bastard gone now( apparently i was a **** as a kid, climbing everywhere i could get), so she searched throughout the house, could not find me, then just passed the washing machine & happened too see 2 blue shoe's whirling around in said washing machine. Pulled me out, i was not breathing, ran upstairs screaming, woke me dad up, who was on nights, & he gave me mouth to mouth & chest compressions, i spat the water out & i'm still here without any brain problems.
