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  1. spirit of 73

    spirit of 73 Well-Known Member

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    How many times do I have to click "I accept cookies" before they send you the cookies???
     
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    spirit of 73, Apr 5, 2023
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    An Italian, a Frenchman, and an Englishman were talking about screams of passion.
    The Italian said:
    "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop, for five minutes."
    The Frenchman said:
    "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love.
    I made her scream for fifteen minutes."
    The Englishman said:
    That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
    The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours? ........wow! That's phenomenal. How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
    The Englishman replied:
    "I wiped my hands on the curtains
     
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    My friend asked if I had to include vegetables in all my sentences…
    - I said “not nececelery.”
     
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    Frank Lampard new Chelsea manager.

    ….. yes I do realise this is the joke thread .
     
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    he is a specialist....................on relegation<laugh><laugh>there again the could try someone who keeps escaping the worst

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