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Irish Men Vs English Men - A Story.

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  1. Sam Axe

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    An Irish man was sitting in a restaurant with a bowl of chili in front of him when an English man came in and sat in front of him.

    The English man asked "Are you going to finish that?"

    "No, go right ahead" replied the Irish man.

    So the English man eats it all and sees a dead mouse at the bottom of the bowl so he throws up, all of it going back into the bowl.

    The Irish man says "Yeah, that's as far as I got too."
     
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  2. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    want there a short story made similar to this on tv?

    a bloke goes into a curry house, sees a a guy pissed out of his head with loads of food in front of him
    sits down and asks if he can eat some, pissed guy mumbles

    when he finishes he thanks the pissed guy, who looks up and is covered in sick
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    Well that's just not funny
     
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