I was a pilot on one of the 9/11 manned-drones that struck the twin towers. My ejector seat worked fine, but my colleague who was flying the one that hit the South tower ejector seat never worked, that is why the CIA framed Conrad Murray for the death of Amy Winehouse.
If I had to take a guess at which 606er had a near death experience it would have been Easter. If you are alive and kicking now then you didn't die on the operating table. You may have come close but having a flat line then getting back is a common enough phenomenon and the light at the end of the tunnel or floating above the table features in most dear death events. Its the same with UFO's, everyone sees little green/grey men and saucer shaped space ships. Yes, I know I'm a c*nt and that everything I say is bollox Easter but you may as well walk around with a sign saying slap me. It's like shooting fish in a barrel with you sometimes. Nearest I came to death was trawling through the last "is there a God?" thread on 606.
There was a boy at my school who was always wanting to look at other boy's penises. Like sn23, he grew up to be gay.
I like that cock though. I like to give it a good long stroke every evening. And it always wakes me up at the crack of dawn.
If you ****s cannot be serious then i will not do a thread about How i almost drowned in a washing machine.
