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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by MON the Mackem, Nov 10, 2011.

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  1. Tino's Machine Gun

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    [video=youtube;GHBlw57r3E8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHBlw57r3E8[/video]
     
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  2. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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  3. Rafa's Championship Party

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    By a country mile.
     
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  4. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    Window Licker

    ingredients

    Mackem
    Window

    Method

    Find mackem (be sure to wear protective clothing)
    place mackem in front of window
    sit back and enjoy clean windows
     
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  5. skalpel

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    Apple Pie

    Ingredients: 1 Universe.
     
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  6. Tino's Machine Gun

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  7. overseasTOON

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    Sounds delicious but have you got anything for Walrus?

    Got one wandering round the garden ripping up all the roses so I'm going to kill the damn thing and seems a shame to let it go to waste.
     
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  8. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    Weirdly I have.

    Spiced Walrus
    Another walrus recipe.

    Spiced Walrus

    1 well-trimmed chunk of walrus
    1 gallon water—add ¼ cup vinegar to this
    1 tablespoon garlic salt
    1 tablespoon saltpeter
    1 tablespoon plain salt
    5 tablespoons allspice
    5 tablespoons sugar
    ½ teaspoon cinnamon

    Soak the meat in vinegar-water for about 10minutes. Take it out and wipe dry. Mix remaining ingredients in a bowl. Cut several slits in the meat and put some of the spic mixture into the cuts. Rub the rest over the outside of the meat. Wrap meat securely in heavy plastic and store in a cold place (below 45 degrees F), but above freezing, for four days. Then, wrap in foil tight enough that meat juices will not escape during cooking and roast in an uncovered pan in a slow oven at 300 degrees for about four hours.
     
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  9. The Secret Ingredient

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    forgot a vital ingredient in my recipe one supermod to delete posts or sanction mag free threads to protect the sensitive souls down the road <ok>
     
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  10. Alfie

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    Waldorf Salad Recipe

    Prep time: 10 minutes
    Ingredients
    1/2 cup chopped, slightly toasted walrus
    1/2 cup celery, thinly sliced
    1/2 cup red seedless grapes, sliced (or a 1/4 cup of raisins)
    1 sweet apple, cored and chopped
    3 Tbsp mayonnaise
    1 Tbsp fresh lemon juice
    Salt
    Pepper
    Lettuce
    Method
    In a medium sized bowl, whisk together the mayonnaise (or yogurt) and the lemon juice. Add 1/2 teaspoon of salt, 1/4 teaspoon of fresh ground pepper. Mix in the apple, celery, grapes, and walrus. Serve on a bed of fresh lettuce.

    Yield: Serves 2.

    <ok>
     
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  11. Aldridge_Prior

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    I've just purchased a Cadbury's Fudge bar for 20p.

    Fudge is a funny word isn't it?

    What's all this about Michael Jackson dying then?
     
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  12. Alfie

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    It was Doctor Murray, in the bedroom, with the "milk" apparently, I have a very weird Cluedo board.
     
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  13. overseasTOON

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    Doctor Murray's mint!
     
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  14. AH

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    Doesn't change the fact we'll still beat you in it <laugh>
     
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  15. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Does The Sports Direct Arena have a coat rack?
     
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  16. gotcoffee

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    A finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat ..:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  17. Alfie

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    Think the station has a Tie Rack <ok>
     
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  18. overseasTOON

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    Why yes, of cours.... oh. I get your point.
     
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  19. The Secret Ingredient

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    somewhere in a fudge factory there are workers whose job description is fudge packer <whistle>
     
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  20. AH

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    Fudge's are sweet. Chomps are also good.
     
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