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Match Day Thread Toon V Man Utd

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 17, 2023.

  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Not guilty mate

    Me and Zak just played penalty kicks with some ape in goal
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I tried to fix it and got one side nearly done.
     
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I love my energy and the fact that I thought we would win.
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Ripping the Crest off the pieces doesn't count
     
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  5. Magdad

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    He’s just asked me to fix it and been told to go to sleep <laugh>
     
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  6. Magdad

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    You any good at Rubik’s cubes? <laugh>
     
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  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Quick, back to the shop for another one before he wakes up
     
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  8. Magdad

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    Your closest and don’t drink, no excuses uncle poster boy :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    the thing I used to do is take it to pieces then reassemble it. It all snaps in place easy. The most time efficient way.
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I like Gordon's style of play.

    He's tricky, wins the ball back, moves it forward, he has a top player in him.

    Hope Leicester go down and we can grab Maddison.
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Defended well when he had to
     
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  12. Magdad

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    If it comes to that then fair enough, by the sounds of it uncle Steve is going to drop one off from back page <whistle>
     
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    PM me your address
    I will get one posted tomorrow
     
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  14. Wontspendcantspend

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    If howe can make Murphy decent he could make Gordon into the next messiah
     
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  15. ToonArmy1892

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    A fantastic day gentlemen.

    Erik ten bald **** is a nonce is a nonce....
     
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  16. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Is that brb on prem board a man u fan?

    Hope he is and is crying.

    If Man U don't get top 4..

    9kfgXhg.gif
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    nah he's a Gillingham fan

    he just doesnt like strangers
     
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  18. Diego

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    Nope he's a Gills fan but doesn't take too kindly to folk who get over excited about a standard league game win.
     
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  19. ToonArmy1892

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    Brb is a little bitch...someone tell him i said it.

    Banning me for a silly chant.

    ****in fanny.
     
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  20. ToonArmy1892

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    What having a go at Erik bald nonce.

    Have you not heard the way he has went on about us..not just before this game but the cup final.

    Hope the **** is crying into his clogs.
     
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