The sunderland//newcastle Banter Thread

Hope this isn't your first lovers tiff.

 

Yep, we are past it, our hit came when we moved and Sir Bob decided to leave Roker Park behind, changing the Stdium of Light would be a blessing.

 

At the game on Saturday my daughter got her phone out to take a photo of the stadium to send to friends on facebook. I was livid because there is two large signs of Sport's direct at Gallowgate end and said can Ashley stoop any lower, well he has. I know football is a business and listening to LLambias is makes sense but I just hate it.

 

even Fat Mike cant come between us, Eleanor will always be my bit of St James totty

 

So that's why they offered cut price season tickets, no drop in revenue if fans decide not to attend matches in protest to the name change.

 

Don't think Fat Mike could come between anybody, he'd never get through.

 

Ah Syd your so smooth.

 

How does, "Lady E of Coxhoe Parish," sound?

 

do people still use the word totty

 

No idea way to old to be totty.

 

got to be old to know what totty is, but still a young lady to me Lady E

 

I like to think so.

 

I know so, mind if you agreed to a date, called my bluff, I would run like hell, nothing to do with you, just a typical man, all talk.

 

Could just see it, day after date, on here telling your mates about it, How did it go they would ask, the lady would reply, I gave myself 5 out of 5 and him 1 for effort

 

Ah well, I see Mr Bramble will be in front of magistrates today. Hopefully not flashing his willy at them.

 

Syd or Agent Bruce I need your help Ive put a new thread up and it's gone on Premier league instead of Newcastle board.

 

Sorry scrap that must have pressed the wrong button again.

 

I cant help, got no mod powers, Mick and I had our accounts hacked yesterday so we dont have any powers until Mick finds out who.

 

That's not good. String the bastard up when you track him down.