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#thatswhatshesaid

 

Sorry last AI post today I promise:










Finally know Ahmed's first name too!

 

Karim is his brother

 

that's a bit annoying.

it has spelled his name wrong. how absolutely dare it do such a thing.

 

Bullshit. Riise never got 23 assists in a season.

 

I was surprised Riise held the record but didn't think to fact check them.

 

According to transfermarkt, he got three assists in 05/06, so you know, close enough.

 

For the record kareem Ahmed plays for Liverpool u18s and is only 16.

 

Half right.

 

Yes,.although amusingly didnt he join LFC after we started joking about Ahmed. There is something about destiny with that name.

 

Tbf, it's not all that rare a name worldwide.
If we'd invented a Schnozzgarbler or something and then a Shane Schnozzgarbler rocked up at the academy I'd be impressed.

 

Please let this happen

 

I'm banking on Milk seeing this as a challenge.

 

But in Liverpool's 100+ year existence we never had an Ahmed. We start talking about Ahmed and within months we get an Ahmed and not only that but he scores on his debut for the U18s.

Tell me there isn't some divine providence from the football gods there?

 

if you want.

there's is no divine providence from the football gods.

 

There is an American Football coach in Missouri named Shawn Scnabel. Shawn is a variant of the name Shane, both derivatives of Sean.

Schnabel is German for beak. Schnozzgarbler literally meaning a confused nose, which is what a beak is.

I'm getting Shawn Schnabel's contact information so I can try to convince him to join Liverpool.

 

I knew I could rely on you.

You have far too much time on your hands, btw.

 

I Googled.that all while pooping.

#multitasking

 

I did Wordle on the pot.

 

Joking? You mean my foresight?