Date: Saturday 1 April 2023 Kick off: 12.30 Venue: Etihad Stadium Today's guest presenter is non other than that wise old owl Roy Hodgson, who I managed to sign up just before Crystal Palace dug him out of his armchair to manage them to the end of the season. Roy says; "I will be missing Homes Under The Hammer and Bargain Hunt to manage Crystal Palace, I am 75 you know. I used to manage Liverpool and I am sure the fans remember the exciting teams I put out. Liverpool have not been playing very well recently, except for a blip when they managed 7 against Utd, so they will probably not be expecting to get anything out of this game. My prediction, I am 75 you know, is a 3-1 win for City. I probably won't be able to watch the game as I will be getting ready to manage Crystal Palace later on in the day, I think my carer is picking me up as I do not drive anymore. Did I mention I am 75?" Well thanks for that Roy, he is 75 you know. please log in to view this image
The owl on the left looks like it is orgasming. / Not that I've ever seen an owl do that. And if I had I wouldn't admit it.
It has but in answer to your question, was it "Has anyone seen my ritalin, I feel the sky caving in" followed by the word "wibble" repeated several times in Klingon.
It was, 10 points and a gold star to Mito...but how? Actually. I'll answer my own question. I asked AI to invent a new language based on English Welsh and Swedish and then translate You'll never walk alone into that language. Having fun messing around.
@Garlic Klopp any chance of getting Charlie the cat (from the old childrens safety warning videos "Charlie Says...") As a future thread host?
Are you saying that you're actually an AI-generated mod and all this time we've been Guinea pigs training the software?
Anyway, social services want a word with mummy for being a useless mother sitting doing nothing on a park bench while a creepy bloke talks to her lad. And for having a dead fish in her handbag.
