Are any of you lot prone to accidents whilst sober AND drunk? Was just having a debate with a mate and he says that I’m a freak and a bit of a magnet to accidents. I do have quite a rap sheet with accidents sober and drunk I have to confess: - aged 8 I accidentally ran into a big steel bin at school and had to have 3 stitches. - aged around 11 caught my bike pedal on the side of some rockery and needed 5 studies as I flew over the handlebars. - hit my head on a steel fence posts whilst trying to save a goal when I had to go in goal. 3 stitches I think. Approx age 14. -split my head open into a V shape needing 6 stitches when I was around 19 as I jumped up and cracked it on a low beam coming out of a nightclub. - split my arm open whilst playing chicken with a Rambo knife after we watched first blood… I was the first to shed blood and needed 3 stitches when it got too close to my skin. - 4 stitches when around 20 when we got beat in the FA Cup and I dived into the shallow end of a Gumbet pool in error (was drunk here) - had 6 stitches in my head when I was around 22 in the Dominican Republic whilst trying to merengue dance on tiles with a dripping air con unit abode me Anyone like this or know anyone like this or am I just a freak?
You’re just a freak. Also an unnecessary drain on an already over burdened NHS. Do you feel any remorse?
You Tory stalkers can turn a shopping list into something anti-Tory… you are too triggered fella. Let it go…. It’s not healthy. I bet you make your class write lines… ‘I hate Boris I hate Boris..’ Anyhow shouldn’t you be prepping for lessons tomorrow or is it another day off?
Fell 30ft out of a tree when I was 13 Very Lucky really Lucky I hit my mate who was coming up behind me, bounced off him landing into sand
A year later fell 20 odd ft still clinging to a branch that had snapped Again with the same mate I gave up climbing trees after that one Tried rocking climbing instead With a strong rope as a friend
- Dislocated 3 fingers. - Broken 2 fingers. - Dislocated and broke same thumb. - Broken toes. - Broken nose at least 5 times. - 20+ stitches in face from 5 separate injuries. But not sure whether you class that as clumsy, or just needing to improve my defence and striking techniques.
