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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Chief

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    Is that Nasser's sister?
     
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  2. Sweats

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    Ffs ..

    I'm ill.. My Brian isnt working too well.. ;-)

    Loaded up with cold an flu tablets, echinacea and codeine ..
     
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  3. Chief

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    Who's Brian?

    Mine isn't working too well because after work I set off for the gym but went through the wrong door and ended up with a bottle of Pinot Noir.

    Actually I take that back, mine is working all too well because of this.
     
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  4. Sweats

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    **** the gym..

    I feel like death... See if this echinacea actually works..
     
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    Evening all,

    I've just been reading through the Liverpool board and it seems a few on their board are now accepting what we have been telling them all summer - they have signed **** players <ok>

    There's also some cockhead, RR will know who, on the Leeds / United thread who thinks SAF has only had his success due to having good assistant managers. BITTER BASTARD
     
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  6. Sweats

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    Ive just had a butchers at it too.. The mind boggles really..
     
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    Evening lads...

    The Leeds fans on this site are ****ing annoying little ****s.

    Sorry - had to get that off my chest <ok>
     
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  8. KingEric07.

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    I think you could widen that view further from this site though Sky - thats just Leeds fans in general.
     
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    Very true mate - what the **** is wrong with them <yikes>

    ****ing bitter ****s...
     
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  10. Chief

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    I don't believe he was serious. Do you? I mean, he can't be can he?

    Loiner just popped up asking if he knew Darren Ferguson was a wife beater. Now, is he more or less of a wife beater than Lee Chapman? What's the point of the argument, that our ex player is a worse wife beater than theirs? Is this a similar argument to the one that United fans turned up at Elland Road with an Instanbul banner 'unprovoked'?
    Those decades of Munich chants not being any form of provocation at all, whatsoever, obviously.

    It beggers belief, bunch of total ****ing ****s. I'm not going back to it, I don't have enough hours in my life to carry on.


    I think our Liverpool pals are very quiet on here for the very reason you say above Eric. Hardly suprising really.
     
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    <laugh> nice sly dig!

    I've been quiet because I've been busy - I'm still pleased and confident with our squad. It's a long term project, people think we're going to dominate over night!! We need a couple of seasons to start showing real potential - put it this way, compared to last season I'm made up <ok>
     
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    This was me two weeks ago. I'm popping two Ecinachea a day in the hope this doesn't happen again. At six quid a box it better.
     
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    That's why I asked him if he really believed that. When he said yes I fancied having a rant at him but I'm not going to give him the satisfaction.

    Leeds fans have very short memories ie Chapman and other things their players have done but I just can't be arsed with them to be honest. Them crying over that banner was a joke.

    Liverpool fans certainly don't seem up for the banter anymore.
     
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    Of course, only a fool would think it'll happen overnight but that is the way of the sky sports world.

    It wasn't sly, it was just a common or garden dig!! Carrol is **** though and I will happily show my arse at a place of your choosing should he astound the world and prove me wrong.
     
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    I can't be arsed with the thick ****ers.. Though the comment re fergusons assistants did make me laugh..
     
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    I think he must be on the wind up......

    Surely.....
     
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    I've said all along Carroll is ****. That's our only real problem - we need a proper number 9 that poaches goals.

    Hopefully a problem that can be sorted soon. Suarez needs a reliable partner, not some lanky amateur!
     
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    I'd vote that place in London GAY nightclub where failures from x factor perform.. Would be double punishment you getting your arse out with thousands of gays surrounding you and having your ears raped by a ****e x factor contestant..

    Part of me wants to see Mandy come good purely because he is English and likes pies..
     
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  19. Chief

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    I've got no issue with Carrol himself, he clearly knew his limits and probably never wanted to leave the comfort of Newcastle. He looks ****ed all the time though, black rings round his eyes, it just adds fuel to the idea he's a caner.

    He was just a purchase done out of panic and the need to replace Tores and is no way on earth worth what Liverpool paid. Most players are way over priced nowadays but that took the biscuit really. The thing that as amusing was that how after these players were signed they suddenly became the best in their positions in the league. Not Carrol necessarily but Downing, mindless stats quoted on his cross completion and how he was Villa's player of the year.

    So what, he is still average. Those things can not hide that. I honestly think United fans are far more realistic about the abilities of our players.
     
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    This has turned into the The Official Man Utd & Man Utd banter Thread!

    Been Access Denied in work so I'm out of the picture 4 days a week.

    Carroll will be a good player for us but I agree with the Downing comments we need quality not quantity when it comes to crosses but I'm not surprised he wasn't my fav signing.

    Summary though, we have not signed crap players at all.

    Suarez
    Enrique
    Adam
    Henderson

    Have all done well and improved on what was a weak squad.

    Carroll I still think will come good. Understand why people think otherwise.
    Downing I'm not so sure on.

    Doni is hardly worth mentioning but is quality back up and again improved the squad.
     
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