He no doubt thinks he's living the life now eh? Good on him if that's his aim, seems to be a bit young to be ticking the boxes to me though. I mean, who the **** at that age starts getting his shags tottooed on his arse? He's setting his sights ****ing low IMO if he thinks he'll get them all on his backside over time. If I'd done that I'd have them over my sodding forehead by now.
If Ruffian did have Ann Widdecombe's name tattooed from arse to forhead then I'm sure that it would be done "IN THE BEST POSSIBLE TASTE"
Why Ann Widdecombe? If you're going to have me having shagged some munter, why not someone like Jarmila Kratochvilova (iron curtain Czech 800m runner) who was ****ing butt ugly, looked like a man as she was so pumped full of steroids and had guns to envy, had hairy armpits, thighs bigger than Mark Hughes's and actually had a long name. I also would have. If pissed.
This: please log in to view this image she was around a LONG time before that South African hermaphrodite.
Even I wouldn't stoop that low pissed or not.. When I was at uni I shagged the captain of the lacrosse team.. She had muscles.. Literally threw me round her room like a rag doll.. A truly awesome experience.. Was battered and bruised..
Nor would I but just thought I'd offer something up that was actually funny, rather than some lame failed attempt! I've nobbed a few 'fun' sized birds mind, although none as fat or grey or haunted looking as Anne Widdecombe. Charlie Brooker described her as having a face like haunted cave in Poland, which was probably the funniest thing I read all last year.
When I was at uni I shagged the girls boat club captain. She was the same height and weight as me...6'1" and 82 kg! I think she could row as fast as me too and had the core muscles and strength for some awesome positions.... Happy days
as you know I've had a few this year, some built comfort others for speed.. Haven't actually had a muscle bound one though.. Swarbs in my younger days I dated a super posh bird.. Didn't need a job daddy gave her an allowance, you know the sort.. All she did was ride horses and do gymnastics.. She had the most powerful legs I've ever experienced and was like a contortionist .. That was a fun summer.. How something as random as an ugly german has triggered memories of birds I'd otherwise have forgotten all about..
East German, to be more specific. ****ing hell, those were the days. Remember them? East German and Czech women athletes looking like blokes cleaning up in the athletics. Apart from Heike Drechsler, who was actually very fit indeed; please log in to view this image
