I used to but when even the pikeies disown you for being an interfearer what hope do you have? Lets face it, if he was your dog, you'd be arrested & charged with cruelty for keeping him alive.
Poor old Memphis jumping up & down. Cos he can't get a bite over there in the town. Pulling his cock till he's almost ****ed it off. Using engine oil for lube & his mammy's dish cloth.
No Reg, it's cos heeeeeeeeeeee'ssssssss, a ****er, he's a ****er. He's a ****y, ****y, ****er. And he gets ignored but don't go getting all dewy eye over him, he's a cock.
To the tune of Thin Lizzy's King's Call. Well they put Memphis away, six feet beneath the clay. Everybody was dancing & laughing. Everybody said it was a great, great day. Me, I went to the liquor store & bought a bottle of wine & a bottle of gin. We reread his **** posts all night drinking with close, close friends. Now some people think that that aint right. And some people think nothing at all, (badger). But even in the darkness of night, you can always hear him ****ing.
