Wednesday: 15 March 2023 Kick off: 2000 hrs Venue: ESTADIO SANTIAGO BERNABÉU So Harry Potter was useless for away games, but I grassed him up to Ron regarding Harry's designs on Hermione and Ron kicked the sh*t out of him. Serves the specky little tw*t right. Losing the first leg 5-2 in the home game caused a few problems in finding a guest presenter, but luckily Gary Lineker was available at short notice. Gary says " Listen to me because I am right about everything, even subjects I know absolutely nothing about, like those right wing Nazis, who I have since been told correctly were left wing socialists, but I never let facts get in the way of my opinions. Or tax get in the way of my earnings for that matter, or marriage get in the way of my affairs. But enough about wonderfully always correct me I am hear to comment on Liverpool's next game. Well, basically they are f*cked, but as I hate the club anyway I am not bothered. I am also not bothered that the viewing figures for MOTD increased by 500,000 when they did not have me or any pundits on it, we have all made our money from the BBC in outrageous wages already. I stand by allowing anyone who wants to come into the country to be allowed to do so, as us rich people need cheap labour to keep us in the luxury we are used to." Very controversial as always, Gary. Now off you go for lunch at The Ivy with you wealthy friends.
I am optimistic and I believe we will get through this tie. I also believe that the government will give us a million pounds each, world peace will be established and aliens will land in my front garden by Friday.
we've thrown the game v Bournemouth to rest nunez and trent and henderson. I expect 10/10 performances here, even if chasing a lost cause pointlessly.
