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A medical assessment

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by psycho, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but that is just a play on words. He didn't actually fail his medical at Anfield because it was carried out two miles down the road at a private hospital. <whistle>
     
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  2. ullswatermag

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    And just when you thought posts couldn't get less funny. Along comes the most boring c.u.n.t on the planet.
     
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    ullswatermag, Jun 30, 2011
  3. MrRAWhite

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    There's no need to be so hard on yourself kidda!
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jun 30, 2011
  4. I want curly hair too

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    Hmm..Hmm..
     
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  5. UNITEDTOON

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    everybody knows the first person that the will discuss his transfer plans with is a member of his medical staff! come on lads, take all this as gospel!!!

    P.S. pshyco = bell end
     
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    Poor attempt. Apart from the Zigic bit, that made me chuckle.
     
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  7. Aldridge_Prior

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    Jesus, this is grim...
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Jun 30, 2011
  8. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    <laugh>

    By the way , I'm laughing at you not with you.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jun 30, 2011
  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Are they all as dim as that?

    Heads as empty as hermits address books FFS!
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 30, 2011
  10. psycho

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    <laugh>

    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    please log in to view this image


    <laugh>
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jul 1, 2011
  12. Sammy's Teckers

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    Sunderland was more recently added to the Tyne And Wear Metro because under the new crazy government laws discrimination is unlawful and we need to embrace the minorities as a modern way of life. However, these people end up in Blyth which is even more of a ****hole, because nobody wants them coming up to Newcastle on the Metro and polluting the city. Blyth isn't even accessible on the metro system so it is unclear how the Mackems got there in the first place. In Blyth, 47% of people commit suicide (due to the Mackems emigrating there):emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  13. Tiggyrimana

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    The opening sentence is the best...The village of Sunderland is located in the county of Sunderland. Since some sick, perverted bastard created that dump, it has been full of charvas and council housing dwellers.
     
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    ...and you call yourself a proper fan! I wouldn't dare socialise with a member of the mackem staff.
     
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    steviemac14, Jul 1, 2011
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    Doing well for a team full of crocks, Newcastle 3rd 15 points ahead of you <laugh>.
     
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  16. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    <laugh> <ok>
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Nov 9, 2011
  17. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    Epic bump <laugh>
     
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    Ba's Strawberry Syrup, Nov 9, 2011
  18. psycho

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    <laugh>


    Some of my finest work. Clearly it still rankles till this very day.



    So happy.
     
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  19. Colly NUFC

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    I don't get the bump, its one of psychos least WUMmy articles, Marveauxs out and Gosling and Ben Arfa still haven't played 90 minutes.
     
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