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Top 3 : worst ever pain you have felt in your life?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Nov 9, 2011.

  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    1) Toothache
    2) Appendicitus
    3) Bee Sting

    What would be your top 3 most excrutiating pain you have ever had?

    PS if a woman says giving birth, then i will slap them about the head with my penis.

    Pain away
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    1) Reading your posts.
    2) Reading TFWNN's posts.
    3) Giving birth
     
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  3. - SW6 -

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    1: Your ****e
    2: Your ****e
    3: Your ****e
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    An anal probe by aliens was no picnic I can tell you.

    Happened 10 years ago and still brings me out in a cold sweat.
     
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  5. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    1 : Burning and sticking my hand to the ring of an electric cooker
    2 : Breaking my ankle
    3 : Someone kicking me up the arse as a joke forgetting that 2 days earlier I had surgery on my coxic
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Sam Axe

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    1. Taking an O'Neill's GAA ball full suck to the nuts
    2. Breaking my wrist when I was 7 (wouldn't be such a big deal now but it was at the time)
    3. Taking an O'Neill's GAA ball full suck to the bridge of the nose
     
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  8. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    You are all ****ing pufters, nothing is worse than toothache
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Chest infection

    Toothache

    Analrape
     
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  10. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Same here, didnt feel it. Was knocked out, and I havent gone for a diving block since :D
     
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  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    its painful having to explain to thick ****s that you dont HAVE to read these
    you would expect a mpd to know this
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    A mpd?
     
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  13. Sam Axe

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    Woofter. I didn't get knocked out and once I got my bearings back I continued playing.
     
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  14. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Most Proven Dickhead <ok>
     
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  15. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    In fairness I got it full frontal in the face and my tooth went through my lip, nose pissin blood and eye cut as well.
     
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  16. Amnesiac

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    Mod I'd guess, but I think he was too busy arguing about religion to notice his spelling.
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I can tell how proud you are of that <laugh>
     
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  18. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    collapsed lung
    toothache
    and the time i died*

    *i didnt die or nearly die that was just because i couldnt think of a third one, but this thread has dragged up a memory i had buried and thought i forgot.

    Getting a catither(sp) out <yikes> its ****ing agony and no sympathy from the nurses as they say 'one deep breath' ****s
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Multiple personality disorder <ok>
     
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  20. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    You are now doing smileys like edge, ****ing hypocritical ****.
     
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