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Top 3 : worst ever pain you have felt in your life?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Nov 9, 2011.

  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    1) Toothache
    2) Appendicitus
    3) Bee Sting

    What would be your top 3 most excrutiating pain you have ever had?

    PS if a woman says giving birth, then i will slap them about the head with my penis.

    Pain away
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    1) Reading your posts.
    2) Reading TFWNN's posts.
    3) Giving birth
     
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  3. - SW6 -

    - SW6 - Well-Known Member

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    1: Your ****e
    2: Your ****e
    3: Your ****e
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    An anal probe by aliens was no picnic I can tell you.

    Happened 10 years ago and still brings me out in a cold sweat.
     
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  5. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    1 : Burning and sticking my hand to the ring of an electric cooker
    2 : Breaking my ankle
    3 : Someone kicking me up the arse as a joke forgetting that 2 days earlier I had surgery on my coxic
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    1. Taking an O'Neill's GAA ball full suck to the nuts
    2. Breaking my wrist when I was 7 (wouldn't be such a big deal now but it was at the time)
    3. Taking an O'Neill's GAA ball full suck to the bridge of the nose
     
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  8. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    You are all ****ing pufters, nothing is worse than toothache
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Chest infection

    Toothache

    Analrape
     
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  10. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Same here, didnt feel it. Was knocked out, and I havent gone for a diving block since :D
     
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  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    its painful having to explain to thick ****s that you dont HAVE to read these
    you would expect a mpd to know this
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    A mpd?
     
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  13. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Woofter. I didn't get knocked out and once I got my bearings back I continued playing.
     
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  14. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Most Proven Dickhead <ok>
     
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  15. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    In fairness I got it full frontal in the face and my tooth went through my lip, nose pissin blood and eye cut as well.
     
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  16. Amnesiac

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    Mod I'd guess, but I think he was too busy arguing about religion to notice his spelling.
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I can tell how proud you are of that <laugh>
     
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  18. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    collapsed lung
    toothache
    and the time i died*

    *i didnt die or nearly die that was just because i couldnt think of a third one, but this thread has dragged up a memory i had buried and thought i forgot.

    Getting a catither(sp) out <yikes> its ****ing agony and no sympathy from the nurses as they say 'one deep breath' ****s
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Multiple personality disorder <ok>
     
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  20. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    You are now doing smileys like edge, ****ing hypocritical ****.
     
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