Im sure that image is a still from a music video by a band called Five Finger Death Punch, and the song is called "Wrong Side Of Heaven".
Yep, perhaps that is why Lineker gets paid big bucks, few 'Coleman balls'. Except when he may tweet some hometruths about government policy..
Lineker is actually the opposite of the figure depicted in the original picture. He swallows whole the left wing elite's story on immigration, and spouts out the bits he hears in leafy St John's Wood. He would be better paying his taxes properly and on time than lecturing people or debating with himself on an imbecilic forum.
He almost never commentate or offers "live" opinions. He reads prepared words to a camera. Many could do it. His political opinions are, while being ostensibly unformed and uninformed, are something to which he is entitled. However he should excuse himself from taking public money -which is extracted from people at point of law- while doing so.
My mate said that a new diversity manager had started at his firm, and held a meeting to tell fellow department heads to get the business more involved in the concept. He was asked to do a piece about the pride movement, he seemingly he didn't grasp the idea, and he's now trying to get rid of twelve lions !
I'm really trying to not use sexual innuendos, but it's hard . . . . really hard What do you mean . . . . 'come again'
A mate of mine once had sex with the exhaust pipe on the back of his lorry. He found out a week later he was HGV positive.
Women are always going on about how they can multitask but how come they can't have sex and a headache at the same time
"So how long are you in for?" I asked my new cellmate. "Just a couple minutes, and then I'm usually done," he replied, as he carried on thrusting.
The strangest thing that happened to me when I worked at the United Nations was the time when I was asked to get Kofi Annan a gram of cocaine. I picked up the phone . . . . "Kofi," I said, "right now the only one that I can think of is 'oceanic' "
