I have a chubby bird textin me (16 stone 5'3 ish) do i reply cos its been nearly 5 months since i old mand my manny and 5 month is 5 tonth
**** me! No! You sick, sick individual! Actually. How well does she carry it? please log in to view this image
i asked the Mrs for 1off the wrist last night, she started rubbing the old fella with her keyring....... do you think i was bein fobbed off...........................................
My mates shagging twins at the moment who both take it up the arse. I asked him, "how do you tell them apart"? He said easily Sally has massive tits and Derek's got a moustache.