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The sunderland//newcastle Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. Billy Death

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    Haway back on man the 2 of yer.

    Can't be ****ed with all this.

    Saw too much in the forces for any more of that.
     
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    Billy Death, Nov 9, 2011
  2. Black Cat Kiwi

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    I'll let you fight them. Lifes to short :emoticon-0113-sleep
     
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  3. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    This was all started by cows, I hate cows I do
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 9, 2011
  4. Black Cat Kiwi

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    I was waiting in line at the supermarket with the wife when the checkout lady said to the bloke ahead of us while she was packing the shopping into carriers,

    "It looks like your bag is really full"

    I replied "Yeah she is , the fat cows just eaten fifteen quids worth of McDonalds!"
     
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  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    bit churnish
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 9, 2011
  6. jimileysbaldhead

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    <laugh>.....I was in the greengrocers yesterday and this woman came in with a couple of kids, unfortunately she was about 25 stone and had a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.

    The greengrocer said " Excuse me madam are the children twins?"

    She replied " No, the little girl is 4 years of age and my son is 13, what makes you think that? "

    He says " I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice "
     
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  7. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    thats the one mate
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 9, 2011
  8. Billy Death

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    Do you hate them when there turned into meat Syd?
     
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  9. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    No, I enjoy a dead one
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 9, 2011
  10. Commachio

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    Beef curtains?
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    pull yourself toghether mate
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 9, 2011
  12. Commachio

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    Wey hey..
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    I hope you haven't got evil intentions for Lady Eleanor.
     
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  14. Billy Death

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    Dead cows, dead pigs, dead sheep.

    All are good for you.
     
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    Billy Death, Nov 9, 2011
  15. Aldridge_Prior

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    Jesus, is that how you make friends?
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Well its called face in hole..
     
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    Commachio, Nov 9, 2011
  17. Agent Bruce

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    Not toad in the hole?
     
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  18. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Not sure it worked AB, not been seen since I posted it, my bestest chat up line. Maybe she is out getting some nice ligereri for tonight, some silk stuff to cover her ample, sorry must go.................
     
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  19. Commachio

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    moobs and toobs
     
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    Commachio, Nov 9, 2011
  20. jimileysbaldhead

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    "some silk stuff to cover her ample"

    All the years I've been on this planet Syd, I've never heard it called that before.


    " Howay man ya thick ample " doesn't have anywhere near the same vitriol as an insult.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 9, 2011
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