Have you heard what the crowd are ****ing shouting? "**** Bassett!" "Bassett's a ****!" "Bassett's a bastard!" "Bassett's a ****er!" They shouldn't be ****ing shouting at me, they should be shouting at you, and do you know why? Because it's ****ing half-time, and we're ****ing 2-0 down to the ****ing Mexicans! What the ****'s wrong with you? Get your ****ing fingers out! Where's your bottle ****ing gone? And ****ing pay attention you ****, when I'm ****ing talking to you! If you don't wanna wear the shirt, ****ing take it off! There's thousands of kids out there who'd die to put that ****ing shirt on. Get back on the ****ing field, show those bastards what you can ****ing do, or you can **** off home on the ****ing plane! You got that? I like the sound of that, would make a nice change from NP's dull interviews
Nick Barmby and Stuart Watkiss are in charge now. Already an improvement on NP, well the media guys will think so at least. TWF is Paul Duffen ? maybe or linked to duffen.
Wouldn't suprise me to be honest, always come across as one of those 'kiddy fiddling' types, so having a split personality wouldn't be all that suprising at all. Would explain the amount of utter bullshit he drools.