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Match Day Thread Man City Away

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 27, 2023.

  1. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    January window was awful tbh.
     
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  2. magpie290761

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    Gordon was average at best and fluffed a good shooting chance. Max did more in twenty minutes
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Right now we're still searching for a more successful manager than Pardew

    I reckon we will reach that point in the next generation or so

    that was a joke in case a fairy starts to cry
     
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  4. magpie290761

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    Their keeper gets away with another penalty challenge
     
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  5. JokeInEre

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    Just need the season to end now.
     
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    He's barely played for us so for me average is perfectly acceptable. We cannot get our heads around new players, as a club, it's a fundemental problem we face. We either play them every single game without a break until they fall to pieces or we never play them at all and drag them off if they miss a shot.

    Joelinton missed multiple and everyone gargles his cum for fun
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    Yeah it's a pen surely?
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    VAR gets switched off when it should favour the Toon
     
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  9. magpie290761

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    No one looked at why Burn reacted. Wonder why. Grealish got away with a kick
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    We've been taken over by owners worth 350 billion so yeah it's about seeing out the season, sponsorships and more good players this summer.

    Things will start to snowball soon
     
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  11. magpie290761

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    Because we have so many other options?
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    They're on another planet if we don't see a decent number of players at the end of the season.

    I'd start being a bunch of horrible ****s too and start chatting up another coach in the background for the inevitable collapse.

    Unless of course we like being Runners-up United.
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    The makems and haters are essentially like the people that didn't realise the 2nd wave was coming in the 2004 tsunami.
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Always remember

    The ocean retracts when a tsunami is coming, if you see the coastline just disappear, run.
     
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  15. JokeInEre

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    I know mate. We are finishing 7th or 8th this season and that's great but the only way we are going to overcome is to spend spend spend. Big pressure on the recruitment team.
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    We're going to all drown in tears when the next phase of our takeover starts being built on the foundations they've put in.
     
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    3 or 4 Bruno level players and all of a sudden the jobs done 1st 11 wise and bench wise
     
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  18. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    LB, RB, CB (Schar is getting old) CM, LW, ST.

    6 overall.

    I think yeah, 3 or 4 absolutely class players if they can be found and one or two average who can do a job in a side.
     
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  19. magpie290761

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    Average was fine but only for 60 mins. Max was far better and unlucky not to have started
     
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  20. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    He’s a good midfielder but his finishing is shocking for a PL footballer.
     
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