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Match Day Thread Man City Away

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 27, 2023.

  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    3 quid on Tripps to score from outside area, returns £100, and 3 quid on us to lose 4-1, returns £60.

    That's me bets.
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    Nice any other tips
     
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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Yeah he’s lost £6
     
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  4. JakartaToon

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    Nice to be able to go to an away game on the tram.
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Judging by the stats of the last 13 games, of which we've lost all of them scoring 7 and conceding 46, averages dictate us losing 4-1 today.

    I guess Haaland getting another hat trick is a pretty decent shout.
     
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  6. Charlie Dogscock

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    Nice, it's like getting a posh limo to take you to be sadistically tortured.
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    Jumping on a tram cart for a ride
     
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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Today is all about keeping confidence. We are going to get smashed.
     
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  9. JakartaToon

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    Sounds like you have made a good start there.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    don’t eat yellow snow
    Never offer to buy obi lunch
    Don’t take directions off trev
     
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    indeed. It’s about how far out hoop stretches… not if the tip of the dildo touches the outer rim.
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    It’s called double jeopardy! Or as chaos calls it reverse psychology.

    I was positive and claimed it. But at the same time claiming we would get smashed.

    Can’t lose!
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I’m thinking a Pringles tube size of girth.
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    tenor (14).gif
     
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  15. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Ref Simon Hooper
    reffed us against Leeds UTD
    despite showing 5mins of added time only actually played 2mins with Leeds players going down and wasting time (we're not the only ones that do this) and was seen to mouth 'not my problem' when confronted by Botman about the lack of time added
    I expect to see a lot of time added in this is not going ****eh's way
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    What are the odds on Lascelles giving away a penalty and getting a red card?
     
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  17. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    don't think you would get a bookies to be so daft to offer you odds
     
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  18. Darth Plagueis

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    Gordon playing. Basically ASM is being sold in Jan. Is an attacking threat but output no where near enough to justify his lack of defensive work rate and abilities.
     
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  19. Darth Plagueis

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    Damn Schar out? Arguably our best defender. I suppose since we'll be pinned back in our own half it's not as bad as if we needed Schar to ping the ball about.
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Why is Wilson starting over Isak?
     
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