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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    Yet the gammons still go on about Diane Abbott, but tbf, she too get a 2nd from the same Oxford college as thicko Fat Boris.
     
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  2. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    Not to mention Priti's 300,074,974,000 Cvid tests. At least Abbott's number actually existed. I think Lettuce got a degree from Oxford too. Shurely shome mishtake!
     
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  4. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    One of these days you will get some of your facts right. The world’s premier trading bloc is actually USMCA, not the declining European protectionist racket. EFTA comes second but that includes the EU. Tubs was not at most of those parties – it was mostly civil servants and Tory staffers. Starmer got away with his curry and beer as he had the Labour police and crime commissioner with him. Putin did not give the Tories those donations.
     
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  5. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    The Cod Army are Fleetwood Town. Grimsby Town are The Mariners. Harry The Haddock will be going back to the South Coast to The Seagulls.
     
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  6. pieguts

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    No it’s not, the worlds largest trading bloc (therefore premier) is the RCEP which represent Asia Pacific <doh>
     
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  7. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Who will eat them up in no time.
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  9. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Apologies, the source that I was using was dated 2021. The Regional Comprehensive Economic Partnership came into existence on 1 Jan 2022 and, as it includes China, was a bigger trade agreement. We are looking to join the CPTPP, a free trade agreement featuring economies around the Pacific Rim but that does not include China.

    I just tried to Google “Largest trading bloc in the world” and the top answer it came up with was a lie – the EU claiming that it is the world’s largest trading bloc. The fantasists in Brussels make Boris look honest.
     
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  10. Uncle Colm

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    Oh, **** off you complete ****shaft. Firstly, the Durham beer thing was at a completely different phase of Lockdown with different rules and was only pursued (at a cost of over £100k) because the Daily Mail and Dan Hodges in particular ran a whataboutery campaign for 17 straight days on its front pages after the impact of the Cummings' leaks became clear. Secondly, there has been no investigation into the ABBA party that should have seen real criminal prosecutions, never mind fines, as Sue Gray was told to avoid it as the Met, led by Javid's brother, was supposed to be investigating it (they didn't). And thirdly, Boris had Sue Gray into no10 before the report was published (which he attempted to deny - why, if he wasn't trying to stitch it up?) and strong-armed her into leaving out the most embarrassing parts of Partygate.

    Most of all though, he was Prime Minister at No10 when it was turned into a drunken, fornicating, drug-taking speakeasy. He then went to the HOC and denied point blank that anything wrong had happened when he knew damn well it had (see ABBA Party). And now a Commons committee is about to try and hold him to account for this venal corruption we, the taxpayer, are funding him over £130k to employ Lord Pannick to attempt to say black is white and he didn't knowingly do anything wrong.

    But Starmer had a beer and curry six months later after a meeting under different rules and conditions with, according to The Daily Hate, the two-year-old corpse of Frank Dobson. Yeah, they're all the same - move along now. Tithead.
     
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  11. Uncle Colm

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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    We are in the middle of an economic and societal correction/change.
     
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  15. Uncle Colm

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  16. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    sorry my british brethren but im backing humza for snp leader

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  17. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    You do know that Labour will try and get it back if the win the next GE
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    A strategically import place. Also it was British territory

    Why do you hate Britain so much?
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Indeed think about it

    Ukraine sells to Africa.Europe lots of grain.
    Gas and Oil did come from orcsville now it does not
    Lots of mineral fertiliser also comes from Ukraine
    and sunflower oil
     
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    Strategically important my arse. Big threat from penguins I suppose.
     
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