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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    **** me, there are more catholics than protestants in Northern Ireland and Sinn Fein are the largest party in NI and yet they are still not going for a vote about a united Ireland, why do you think that is? Maybe because the people of Northern Ireland don't want a united Ireland, like I said hours ago. It turns out I was being nice saying you didn't have a clue what you were talking about, in actual fact you are thick as ****.
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    White privilege

     
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  4. brb

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

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    I blame brexit and the new NI deal for the shooting in Fatsville

    @monacoger to give his verdict
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    "You're a ****in inanimate object!"

    GC's favrit movie.
     
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  7. DMD

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  9. Uncle Colm

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    This story will get memory holed aka Sasha Johnsoned
     
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  11. Uncle Colm

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    The list of the dead and blood of the damaged on their hands just grows, leaving a bigger and bigger stain. That would make a truly caring person stop and have a rethink about their philosophy.
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Human rights lawyers make bank from the problem they endorse & usually go on to run the Labour Party like Cherry Blair, Sadiq & Rodney Starmer
     
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  14. Uncle Colm

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    ‘The Woke snowflakes had better not try and edit the words in my Bible’, insists man seemingly unaware there are dozens of differently edited versions of the Bible
    upload_2023-2-28_20-50-58.png by Rich Smith
    12 hours ago
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    As the ‘book censoring’ controversy continues apace with the announcement that the publishers of the James Bond novels might remove a few offensive terms that were commonplace in the 1950s, many have expressed outrage that any beloved book could ever have a few words removed or changed.
    Simon Williams, a fan of the original sexist and slightly racist James Bond of the 1950s novels, is, in a turn of events that surprises absolutely no one, also a Conservative Christian. He told us, “How DARE they try and change a book I care about.
    “What’s next? The Bible? I tell you, if they try and change a SINGLE word in my Bible, I will take to the streets!”
    When Williams was asked which Bible he meant, he told us, “THE Bible. The ONE Bible, you idiot.”
    It was then explained to Williams that there are many edited versions of the Bible, including the King James Version, the New King James Version, and the Revised Standard Version. Then there’s the Holman Christian Standard Bible, the English Standard Version, the New Living Translation, and the New International Version. Not to mention a whole raft of spin-off versions, such as the Latter Day Saints version of the King James Bible, which omits entire sections of the original King James version.
    Williams was left silent for a few moments, before continuing, “No, that simply can’t be right.
    “I truly believe that editing books to ensure they are more relatable to modern audiences is definitely a ‘bad thing’, so it’s impossible that this has been done many, many times to the most important book in the world – the book I love above all others – and all without me even realising it was happening.
    “You must be wrong, sorry.”
     
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  15. DMD

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    "Human Rights" has to be one of the most abused phrases.
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Beel :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Amazing that in this timeline the Sevco manager is called that
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    It is indeed <laugh>

    Big Mono knows the party is over regarding Ireland and the Union btw, #BeKind and let him mourn :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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    Poor ole Mon. :cheesy:
     
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    He has a few quid, lives in the sun and has a lovely looking Bird

    **** him :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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