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How ****ing disgusting would it be

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jerel Ifil, Nov 9, 2011.

  1. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    If slugs were bigger than humans.

    They already freak me out when they're a couple of inches long.

    If they were systematically annihilated, I'd applaud for the sake of man-kind.

    Applause >>> <applause>

    Someone kill these disgusting, blubbery, slimy little wasters before it's too late and they morph into misanthropic, gargantuan gastropods. Anyone with me?
     
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  2. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    These ****ers really freak me out:

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    I don't understand why anyone would keep one as a pet, a kid I know used to have three or four and I never could grasp why.
     
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  3. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    How anyone can hold one of those things with their bare hands and not feel absolutely repulsed is beyond me.

    Vile little creatures with stupid antennae. Destroy them Erik. Destroy the lot of them.
     
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  4. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    And where do they live when it's not rainy?

    All too happy to infest our walkways when things get a bit damp, but spend the rest of their time brooding in some furtive underground headquarters, no doubt. There's something dodgy about these vermin.
     
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    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    salt...just sayin'...
     
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  6. MikeHunt

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    Killing out an entire species can have huge effects on wildlife and can even lead the extinction of other animals
     
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  7. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    <ok>

    This video is immensely satisfying to me:

    [video=youtube;PiQkebrCw8U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiQkebrCw8U[/video]

    Shame about the 1990s TV fishing music in the background, but you can't have everything.

    **** 'em. We can take a bit of collateral damage. Who do slugs affect anyway? They're lazy scum who don't contribute anything to the animal kingdom.
     
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    <ok> ;)
     
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  9. MikeHunt

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    Birds, fox's, badgers and Hedgehogs eat them along with alot of other animals
     
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  11. Sam Axe

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    These ****ers freak me out. Why don't people get a proper sized dog instead of a yappy over sized rat?


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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Oh come on, nothing wrong with a little hygroscopic mucus, lovely lovely slime
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    'mon the slugs and snails!


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  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    If this turns your stomach...

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    ...what chance have you got fisting Ann Widdecombe?
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    Id shag it.
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

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    If you guys really want to upset yourselves, can I suggest watching any video containing Susan Boyle. <ok>

    She's a fat, disgusting, blubbery mess and she's the size of a human - I don't believe she really is one.

    It's Scottish isn't it? 'Susan Boyle' I mean...?
     
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