Missing persons thread

I'll go 1st

Mr55p (actually a nice bloke) was frequently seen on the takeover thread and never seen since it went through.

If seen approach with caution he might be in tears

 

Chippy.

Last seen heading in the direction of a ditch.

 

A genuine one, @jimileysbaldhead

Not seen the old boy post in quite a while.

Hope all is OK.

 

I suppose there is @Joelinton's Right Foot but nobody really cares.

Nev was last seen approaching a gang of evil traffic cones...

 

Heed...last seen heading off on his moped.

 

Whilst heard singing London's Burning.

 

I spoke to Heed Sunday lunchtime. We can cross him off the 'official' missing list but he or his various socks have not been on here for a while.

 

Spoke to @CaraMatt just last week. His persistent stalking of Co-Op staff paid off and he's too loved up to post on here these days as he has all the cooking and cleaning to do, whilst his better half does things like changes the oil in the car, changes the tyres, creosotes the fence etc etc

 

Fredor

 

5 Goals

 

Mitrosexual?

 

Now there's a blast from the past.

Did we ever find out who he was? Must have been somebody's sock account, just on the wind-up?

 

dunno I honestly think he was an 80 year old mackem. He posted his drone footage from Australia and had an Aussie IP too.

 

He never used full stops did he? 

 

If I remember correctly

 

he did

 

Pouchy - either thinks he is too good for us or fighting as a mercenary in Ukraine, on the Russian side.

 

Patrolling the perimeter of his bedroom to stop invaders

 

too late I'm hiding in his closet already...

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You'll never fit in there.