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Match Day Thread Crystal Palace v Liverpool

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by johnsonsbaby, Feb 22, 2023.

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If you had four nipples, would you want them in a line or in a square?

  1. Line

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    45.5%
  2. Square

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%
  3. Randomly Placed over my chest

    4 vote(s)
    36.4%
  1. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    Is Gakpo still on the field? He's been a lot quieter this half.
     
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  2. THE FOOL

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    He doesn't face much critism, anybody suggesting he's run out of ideas and possibly time, is generally shut down very quickly and the line of credit and time is trotted out.
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    oh my god salah.

    jota free far side.

    gakpo sort of free near. passes to one palace player near elliott to avoid having to play either .

    get him off.
     
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  4. Milk..

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    Probably about time to bring someone new on to try and break Palace.

    Wonder if it looks quieter today because we don't have Darwin spreading the other team... he may have gone a long time without scoring at the start of the season, but he does make teams move a bit more.
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    ****

    firmino on ASAP
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    palace are so ****.
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    get jota salah and gakpo off.

    carvalho on
    firmino on
    move.elliott to rw
    take milner off and put bajcetic on.
     
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  8. Zanjinho

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    Apart from a couple of the defenders that seem oblivious to the risk of losing possession in dangerous areas, most of our players seem scared to try anything, it's retain possession at all costs type stuff. Attack ffs
     
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  9. quinneristops

    quinneristops Well-Known Member

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    We are not capable of making simple 10 yard passes and losing possession all the time. Dross
     
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  10. Milk..

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    I don't know about Jota, he seems the most likely to score for us. He's wasted a few opportunities but he's trying to get in positions and has had a couple of our best chances.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    come on klopp sort this absolute pile of ****e out.
     
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  12. Milk..

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    We look like a Rafa Benitez Liverpool side playing for a late 1-0 victory.
     
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  13. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

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    Elliott is giving the ball away so much that he may as well sign for Palace now ffs
     
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  14. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Henderson is a ****
     
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  15. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    Hendo is breathing through his @rse. We’re shot.
     
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  16. Milk..

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    Soft free kick, not that we haven't been given a few soft free kicks... but this ref seems to be a bit of a pushover.
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    come on klopp subs ffs.

    we are actively throwing this away.
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    one ****ing sub.

    one.

    this is ****e.
     
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  19. Milk..

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    Was there a handball there when slop was on the floor?
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    maybe 2.

    Jesus this is diafuckingbolical
     
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