British Politics spam thread

Only the female ones, but not the big fat ones, they scare me

 

Why not move to France its cheaper.


Do you know where France is?

 

My complete works of Bangers & Mash books by Paul Groves that escaped the public book burnings will be worth millions.

 

It's good that this Tory government gives the elderly their winter fuel allowance.
We wouldn't want the milkman to notice you're not taking your milk in .

 

Can somebody explain all the tomato memes please?

 

Tomatoes are a summer fruit but we used to import them from Spain & Netherlands but since Brexit the dirty EUROPEAN UNION aren't selling them to us , resulting in price gouging & ruthless black market gangs taking control of the lucrative salad industry in London .

 

Ah ok.

 

It's just another a self fulfilling prophecy from the media. Start a story of a shortage, so ****wits panic buy, et voilá a shortage.

I can't say I've noticed it in any of the shops around here.

 

You haven't noticed any tomatoes in the shops?!

 

He's a Northerner they are not known for eating salads it's all pies & gravy

 

The opposite, there doesn't seem to be a shortage when I've popped to the shops.

 

And the Scotch apparently, don't forget the Scotch.

 

Proper breakfast that. Meat pie sandwiches.

 

There's **** all shortages up here in the frozen wastelands.

And we only got electricity introduced a couple of weeks ago.

Hoots mon!!

 

I know, it was just one of my hilarious Saturday morning jokes. Oh how we laughed.

 

Those avocados are probably worth a fiver each if you smuggle them into the country & scalp the shoppers coming out of Waitrose.
Pay Albanian gangs to work as your muscle

 

I moved to Majorca about 8 weeks ago, so don't have the avocado tree anymore, although do have a lemon tree with ridiculously big lemons

 

What's the water like?