My wife found out I'd been sleeping with another woman. "It was only one night!" I assured her. "Fine," she gasped. "I'll forgive you. Which day?" "Every Friday for six months!"
I would just eat them both and watch her stew. Our lass or my kids would never do that because they know I’d say do without then and eat it
I phoned a Chinese takeaway tonight, after numerous attempts of trying to get through a man answered and said “hello, I’m whan king the chef.” I said “no worries, I’ll call back later.”
My wife says she's leaving me because the spontaneity has gone from our relationship. Why she had to tell me during our Monday evening shag is beyond me.
