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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Fresh fruit and veg abounded on the last spacecraft as I was an abductee on.

    The truth is out there, along with plenty of good nosh.
     
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  2. Uncle Colm

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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Was in my local Tesco and Lidl this evening.

    What ****in shortages? Are you ****s playing some stupid game?
     
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  4. Pattern Of Assistance

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    Did they have spare 'digits' on sale then?
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

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    Fake news Fingers, fake news.

    Perpetrated by the lefty loony, woke, *****philic, hypocritical, champagne socialist UK mainstream media.
     
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  6. Uncle Colm

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  7. stopmeandslapme

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    I was in Waitrose, didn't notice any empty shelves apart from there were less tomato choices than usual. Fortunately I've already filled my spare bedroom with £300 worth of tomatoes.
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

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    Aside from the non-story of mild supply-issues in fresh salad produce, what else is going on. Is it all about to kick off in Ulster?
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    It's quite ironic that she resembles Millie Tant out of Viz.

    Imagine waking up next to that fat dollop.
     
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  14. Uncle Colm

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  15. Diego

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    There are no shortages, some supermarkets (big chain stores) are struggling to get the salad food at the price they want/expect.
    Smithfield market in Gorton (Manchester) is stuffed with the stuff and smaller outlets use it for produce. The larger retailers buy in vast quantities so are in dispute about the price because they have a reputation/vision to uphold.

    Morrisons near me have full shelves of salad/veg, Tomatos range from individual to packs of six in various sizes, Cucumbers are wrapped individually or halved.
    Not sure why anyone would want to buy more than 3 cucumbers in one shopping session but i suppose people have their reasons.
     
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  16. Diego

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    Because there is no shortage of alternatives <doh>
     
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  17. Diego

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    Nope, they are just stupid ****s who never actually venture into a shop.
     
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  18. Uncle Colm

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    Have you seen the price of dildos these days?
     
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    Are you not Scottish? Probably won't notice a salad shortage.
     
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