The Politics Thread

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Transnistria is the home of Sheriff Tiraspol, who famously beat Madrid last season in Spain.
It's not officially recognised as an independent country. Putin up to his usual ****.

 

Be right back, going to Whipsnade to borrow their elephants, write "BREXIT" on them, and have them march through Commons and the BBC News studio

 

Meanwhile, outside the Russian embassy...

 

I'm sure that Cruella is going to be offering yet another resignation over talking complete bollocks about this (when she deigned to actually say anything at all, that is)

 

Eat turnips instead of tomatoes during shortages , environment secretary says , did I just wake up in a Blackadder episode?
Therese Coffey was booed during her speech to a farmers conference, shame we don't live in France, they would have dumped a ton of cowdung on her

 

Amazing! Although I might not have been so enamoured if I'd had to drive through it!

 

Government so desperate to seek public approval create a spurious role overseeing Football. The idiot Lucy Frazer rolled out to sell it. Might help if she knew the shape of the ball....

 

I'm sure that Newcastle will be bearing the brunt of this...

 

PSSST I can get my hands on a job lot of celeriac, they're the new tomato this year according to Coffey

 

Pretty damning that the Germans prove to be much better at satire in 90 seconds than Matt Forde did in several seasons of Spitting Image, that ****ing awful show of his on Dave

 

That's like a script from GBNews!

 

WTF! Daily Telegraph taking the 'War in Woke' to a whole new disgusting low!
Yes - let's promote the exclusion of kids with disabilities....

 

Has anybody paused to think that maybe the issue with America is that Republicans saw Zardoz once and believed it was a documentary?

 

It's when they start to think of Soylent Green as a documentary we've got problems (it was set in 2022 by the way).

 

I was wondering why my local Aldi was a lot less crowded today...

 

Could be that the government recommends Soylent Green if you can't get tomatoes........

 

You've got to tell them... Soylent Green is turnips!

 

This next song goes out to Bernard Ingham

 

Former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that he will run for the post of Secretary General of the North Atlantic Alliance.

"Heading NATO? That's a great idea. You know, it is a very good idea. I want to emphasise, dear friends, that I have this idea, and let no one forget that there is a candidate [for NATO Secretary General] on the line. This time, I think I will be lucky," Johnson said.

This is a joke, right?