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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Accounts like this really prove that Twatter has been over-run by Leftie trans right militant cretins and the totally brain dead who will blame anything on their pet cause.

    The shortage of some types of fruit and vegetables is down to bad weather in the countries that produce them. Just when did Brexit become responsible for the weather?

    I bought some oranges in Tesco the other day. I could have bought a net of five Spanish oranges for £1.50 or I could buy single South African oranges for 30p each. The South African oranges were bigger, so I bought them. If I had been in an EU country, the South African oranges would have been more expensive because of EU tariffs imposed on imports to protect European growers. Perhaps we should source more of our seasonal produce in Africa and leave the EU ship to continue to sink as they punish us for getting off.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Seriously, what shortages is everybody banging on about?

    I haven't seen any shortages of anything :huh:
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I grew up on Selsey Bill, we ate tomatoes till they were coming out of our ears.

    The ****ing greenhouses are everywhere.
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    The bigger oranges fit in your mouth better?
     
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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive...

    According to the woke luvvies, if bloke says he's a bird, or vice versa, you have to accept that, but the dopey git that employed this lass needs to have a long, long look at his parameters...


    A US diversity officer who claimed to be of Latino, South Asian and Arab descent has been outed by her own mother as “white as the driven snow”.

    But her mother, Carol Perone, says she has “chosen to live a lie”.

    “I call her Rachel,” she told The Intercept, adding that she was born Rachel Elizabeth Seidel.

    “I don’t know why she’s doing what she’s doing. I’m as white as the driven snow and so is she.

    “I’m German and British, and her father was Calabrese Italian. She’s chosen to live a lie, and I find that very, very sad.”

    Box ticking over ability.

    Oskar Pierre Castro, a human resources professional who helped AFSC hire Ms Saraswati, said the activist presented herself as a “queer, Muslim, multiethnic woman”.

    “In my mind it was, ‘great, a person of colour, a queer person of colour, who happens to be a Muslim and a woman’,” he said.


    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/ukne...vid=9df4c52ffb0646408849b75e889a5d60#comments
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Fresh fruit and veg my canine pal. Don’t think such things are heard of in Scotchland?
     
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  7. Farked19

    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    Pretty sure that's exactly what I said. Short supply UK left out.
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I only eat French fair trade bananas
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So the wine and baccy are ok? :emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    whats a tine, is it French?
     
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  11. Farked19

    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    Fork off!
     
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  12. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    I got so turned on seeing the absolute rage in this comment, AR, that I felt my willy twitch :emoticon-0129-call:

    I can practically feel the warmth emanating from your anger-filled self <laugh>
     
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  14. Erik

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    Reminds me of that Rachel Dolezal woman. She thought she'd be the next big name in American Civil Rights, got outed as being a honkey in mulattoface, and now she sells photos of her arsehole on Onlyfans just to scrape a living <laugh>
     
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  15. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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  16. Uncle Colm

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  17. Uncle Colm

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    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    Yeah, but Diane Abbott or The Ginger Growler...

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